dunmurderin: Combaticons/Mummy crossover fic featuring Onslaught's adventure archaeologist, Dr. Susan Hoffman running into the O'Connells at a site in Egypt. And perhaps having to explain some very strange vehicle tracks?

( Love Me, Suffer Through My Gestalt )

Title: Be Fruitful
Series: G1, mostly cartoon
Characters: Dr. Susan Hoffman/Onslaught, Hot Spot, Blades, the Constructicons
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2100+
Summary: Onslaught is pregnant. He doesn't understand how that can be, since he hasn't slept with another Transformer in millions of years. What with being locked in a box and all.
Author's Notes: ( Read more... )

They cheer me up, okay?!

No AtLA unless you are my Rin, my Spyri, or my Pux. I am still pretty burned out. Transformers are encouraged because I love writing pregnant giant robots. Other fandoms I write are Sailor Moon, Codex Alera, Jackie Chan Adventures, and the Matrix.

Three requests per person. I promise to fulfill at least one.

I am going ( Read more... )

*finishes reading a really OOC Vortex/Hook rapefic*

I-

The fail is off the charts.

Hook could mop the floor with Vortex, verdammit!! There is no way that trying to beat up the Constructicon could possibly work! FAIL. FAAAAAAIIIIILLLL ( Read more... )

Because my life is not complete without memes. Stolen from karma_aster and raisedbymoogles.

Comment with two characters I write, and I'll tell you about their first kiss.

I'll try to congeal my thoughts from the trip up into an LJ post later on, but it likely won't go up for a while yet.

So, have a meme. You know how I love memes that let me talk about my writing.

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Just a wee little thing to amuse people with. Used one of my Mardi Gras challenge prompts on it.

Title: Eye of the Beholder
Pairing: Swindle/First Aid
Prompt: #7, Doubloon
Rating: PG

( Eye of the Beholder )

Title: Beastie
Fandom: Transformers G1
Characters: Swindle, Brawl, Blitzwing
Classification: Het
Rating: G

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( Beastie )

So, I claim the Stunticons for fanfic100 and I wind up writing Combaticons ( Read more... )

... Don't ask. Random AIM weirdness.

( My two favorite non-construction-vehicle Decepticon gestalts )